Arrr! Trump be fillin’ the treasure chest for Radio Free Europe and settin’ sail for Cuba’s broadcastin’ crew!
2025-03-28
Arrr, matey! A judge be havin' none of the captain's scheme to scuttle Radio Free Europe! This fine vessel of news be settin' sail against the Soviets' scurvy lies, and no swab's takin' her away from us barnacle-laden sea dogs! Aye, let the truth sail on!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I bear tidings from the high seas of justice and jolly good hullabaloo! A learned judge, with a wig as white as the frothy waves, hath tossed a mighty wrench into the grand scheme of our captain—nay, I mean president! The fine captain sought to scuttle the good ship Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty, a vessel of news built to combat the treachery of the old Soviet scallywags. Aye, this be a federally funded treasure of truth, a beacon of light against the shadows of deceit!