Arrr! The Senate be tossin’ aside Biden’s rule on them pesky overdraft fees, lettin’ the banks plunder more doubloons!
2025-03-27
Arrr, the Senate be settin' sail to sink a rule from that landlubber Biden, cap’n o’ the overdraft fees! With a hearty 52 to 48, they’ve hoisted the Jolly Roger on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. A swift legislative trickery, aye, to dodge the filibuster’s stormy seas!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Senate seas, where the scallywags be settin' their sights on the treasure of overdraft fees! Aye, just the other day, the Senate crew hoisted the sails, votin' a wild 52-48 to scuttle a rule laid down by ol’ Captain Biden, which kept them pesky overdraft fees from pillagin’ our doubloons at the large banks and credit unions.This here resolution, crafted by the crafty Banking Committee Chairman Tim Scott of South Carolina, be a bold move! It be takin’ aim at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s rule, like a cannonball sent forth to sink a rival ship! The sneaky tactics of the Congressional Review Act be used, slippin’ past the ol’ filibuster like a ghost ship in the night!
Now, ye may be wonderin’, what be this mean fer ye? Well, it be a free-for-all fer the banks to charge ye them overdraft fees without a care in the world! So raise yer tankards and toast to the shenanigans o’ the Senate, where the winds of change be blowin’ fair for the treasure hunters of finance, and the good ol' days o' bein' cautious be washed away like a shipwreck on the horizon!