Arrr! HHS be givin' the axe to over $300M in gender treasure fer California, matey! Savvy?
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! Secretary Robert F. Kennedy be scuttlin' over $330 million in fancy-pants research doubloons from the NIH, all about diversity and inclusion in Cali! HHS be callin' it a treasure hunt gone wrong! Hoist the sails, me hearties, 'tis a waste of good grog!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' bureaucratic shenanigans that'd make even Davy Jones chuckle! The scallywags at the Department of Health and Human Services, under the watchful eye o' Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, be slashing a bounty o' more than $330 million in grants from the National Institutes of Health! Aye, they be dumpin' all that treasure meant fer research on diversity, equity, and inclusion, along with matters o' gender, in the sunny state of California!Now, ye might be wonderin' why the good ol' HHS be givin' the boot to such fine endeavors. Well, it seems that they deemed this research as naught but a waste o' doubloons, not fit to sail under the flags of NIH and HHS priorities, as proclaimed by their spokesperson, the gallant Andrew Nixon! Aye, 'tis a grand decision to rid the seas of frivolous funding, or so they say.
So there ye have it, me hearties! A mighty sum of gold tossed overboard in a quest fer more sensible shores! Raise a mug of grog to the pirates of the office who be keepin' their coffers in line, and may their sails be ever full as they navigate the treacherous waters of government funding!