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Avast! A Trump matey be droppin' anchor at the great jail, where Venezuelans be marooned like lost treasure!

2025-03-27

Avast ye! Secretary Noem, the grand captain of Homeland Security, be thankin' El Salvador and its jolly leader for snugglin' our rascally terrorists into their mega-prison! Aye, she be filmin' a merry video while tourin' the joint whar 238 Venezuelan scallywags now be hangin' their hats! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land of the free and the home of the brave! It be none other than the mighty Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, settin’ sail fer the shores of El Salvador. Aye, she be film’n a jolly video inside a mega-prison, a place so infamous that even the ghosts of pirates wouldn’t dare to linger!

In her merry clip, Noem be raisin’ a tankard to the fine folks of El Salvador and their president, givin’ thanks fer their grand hospitality in takin’ in “our terrorists.” Aye, she be sayin’ it like a true captain of the high seas, as if tradin’ prisoners be as casual as swappin’ fish tales at the tavern! She had a grand ol’ time tourin’ the grimy halls where the U.S. recently sent 238 Venezuelans, no doubt hopin’ they’d find a warm welcome amidst the cold steel bars.

So, raise yer rum mugs to Secretary Noem and her escapades! Aye, who knew that in the quest to keep the seas safe, one might find a treasure trove of questionable characters locked up in a distant land? Aye, me hearties, the world be a strange place indeed!

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