Arrr, why be we fillin' the coffers of those landlubber DEI swindlers? Let’s hoist the sails and save our doubloons!
2025-03-28
Arrr, matey! Firms plunderin' the king's treasure be needin' to cast away their fancy DEI shenanigans! No more dancin' about with diversity, equity, and inclusiveness while fillin' their coffers with federal doubloons! Let 'em hoist the sails of common sense instead! Yarrr!
Arrr matey! Gather ye ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the high seas of politics and consulting firms, where treasure be aplenty, yet a rogue’s code of conduct be askew! President Trump, bless his heart, be takin’ aim at the scallywags of the diversity-industrial complex, but lo and behold, they still be plunderin’ the coffers of the federal treasury! Even after he hoisted his executive orders to banish DEI shenanigans, these rapscallions continue to run amok, pilferin’ taxpayer doubloons.But fear not, for ol’ Biden sailed in with his own decree, makin’ these firms dance to the tune of DEI, like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Attorney General Bondi has taken up the sword, tasked with huntin’ down the foul practices of these consulting buccaneers who be favorin’ one crew over another based on the color of their flags! PwC, McKinsey, and their ilk be fillin’ their treasure chests whilst givin’ special treatment to certain folk, leavin’ others to walk the plank!
McKinsey even be usin’ its ill-gotten gains to fund an Institute for Black Mobility, pumpin’ out so-called "research" that be more political squawkin’ than genuine scholarship. And as the winds of change blow, firms like Deloitte be shutterin’ their DEI sails, while others cling to their divisive practices like barnacles on a ship’s hull. It be high time for these consulting scoundrels to mend their ways or risk bein’ cast adrift from the bountiful waters of government contracts!