"Arrr, Steve Hilton be sayin’ Gavin Newsom be leavin’ a legacy in California that be as surprising as a three-headed shark!"
2025-03-28
Arrr, Governor Gavin Newsom be the scallywag what charted the course fer years o’ lefty madness that left California with the worst treasure map—highest poverty rate, and prices fer gold (housing), grog (gas), and fresh water be sky-high! Aye, a true captain of calamity, he be!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the land o' California, where folks be givin' me one o' two reactions when I be sayin' I hail from there: a hearty "Ye best be leavin' that mad place!" or a raucous "Why be they votin' for that scallywag?" Aye, the truth be told, the tides be changin' in this Golden State!Now, why should I be movin' when I’ve got me family and business anchored here? It be the rascally politicians that need to walk the plank! But lo and behold, the winds of change be blowin' favorably as more folks be raisin’ their voices against the old guard. In Huntington Beach, a merry band o' Republicans took the city council, turnin' the tides from red to blue, and now they be makin' strides to fix the mess!
With signs of a political revolution on the horizon, even a few counties be abandoning ship from the Democrats! Propositions be passin' like a swift gale, and the winds are favorin' the Republican crew. It seems ol' Governor Newsom’s governance be leadin' us toward a glorious red sunset. So, hoist the sails, for 2026 be lookin' brighter than a treasure chest full o' gold! Aye, let the legacy of Newsom be the fire that ignites California red!