Arrr! The Justice crew be thinkin' of joinin' forces with the potion and cannon crew in a jolly reshuffle!
2025-03-28
Ahoy mateys! The grand plan be to trim the sails by tucking some duties snug in our hold, whilst sendin’ other tasks off to the landlubbers at the U.S. attorney's offices. Aye, ‘tis a merry game of hide and seek with the paperwork! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, for I be havin' a tale to spin 'bout a grand scheme hatched in the dark, smoky corners of the corporate galley. The wise captains in charge be scribblin' a memo, and it be all ‘bout shrinkin’ their ship, aye! They be lookin’ to downsize, like a scallywag tossin’ overboard a rotten barrel of rum!Now, what be this cunning plan ye ask? They be consolidatin’ some of their jolly work right under their own flag, keepin’ it close like a treasure map hidden from landlubbers. But fear not! They ain’t just battenin’ down the hatches; nay, they be sendin’ a few of their duties sailin’ off to the distant shores of U.S. attorney’s offices. It’s like divvyin’ up the booty after a raid, lettin’ others take a slice of the pie while keepin' the choicest morsels for themselves!
So, in conclusion, this here be a tale of a crew lookin’ to streamline their ship’s operations while passin’ off some of the scrimshaw to other hearty sailors. With a wink and a nod, they set sail for smoother waters, hopin' to keep their treasure chest plump and their rum barrels full. Aye, it be a fine plan for a fine crew!