Arrr! JD Vance and his landlubber crew be settlin' foot on Greenland, eyein' it like a treasure chest!
2025-03-28
Arrr, matey! When the landlubbers from yon America tried to drop anchor, the scallywags raised a ruckus! So, this Friday, they be settlin' for a pit stop at some forsaken military cove instead. A right jolly adventure, if ye call dodgin' trouble a treasure hunt!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of diplomacy gone awry! Aye, it seems the landlubbers from the American shores be plannin’ a grand visit to parley with some fine folk. But lo and behold! The winds of discontent blew fierce, and the good people raised a ruckus fit to shatter the sails!So, what did the clever landlubbers do? They be shufflin’ their plans quicker than a parrot on a cracker! Instead of a grand voyage to meet the folk, they be settlin’ fer a mere pit stop at a dreary ol’ military base, far from the eyes of the ragin’ crowd. Aye, not the grand reception they had in mind, eh? It be like settin’ sail for treasure only to find the map led ye to a barrel o’ rotten fish!
So, there ye have it, me hearties! A trip that was to be filled with fine feasts and hearty handshakes now reduced to a mere wink and a nod at a lonely outpost. A lesson learned: when ye stir the pot, ye best be ready for the boilin’! Arrr, let this be a cautionary tale for all ye who sail the seas of diplomacy!