The Booty Report

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Arrr, scallywags! Meddlin' Musk be tossin' a million doubloons to ye voters! Grab yer cutlasses and join the fray!

2025-03-28

Arrr, matey! The wealthiest scallywag be tossin' a cool million doubloons to a landlubber who scribbled their name on his parchment—aye, for the second time! Looks like the gold be flowin' like rum at a bonnie feast! Aye, what a merry trickster he be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of the world's mightiest buccaneer, not of the sea, but of the coin! This scallywag, known as the richest man in all the land, be a generous soul, ye see. He plundered his treasure chest and tossed a whopping $1 million doubloons to a landlubber who scribbled their mark on his petition. Aye, it be true, he did this jest the second time!

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