Arrr! Elon be callin’ Democrats scallywags fer burnin’ Tesla, layin’ blame on their lefty tales, ho ho!
2025-03-28
Arrr, me hearties! Elon the Musk be claimin' the ruckus with Tesla be due to the scallywags o' the Democratic crew, all a-yappin' their foul propaganda 'gainst him and Captain Trump! Aye, 'tis a fine tale worth a hearty chuckle on the high seas!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye the yarn of a certain swashbuckler of the tech seas, Elon Musk, who be raisin' the alarm on a tempest of violence brewin' against those who sail in Tesla ships! In his parley with the landlubber Bret Baier on "Special Report," Musk be pointin' his finger at the leftie ruffians, claimin' they be the dark sorcerers stirrin' the pot of discord. "Nay, it ain't the madmen settin' fire to me dealerships; it be the crow squawkin' the lies that make 'em do it!" he declared, his voice echoing like thunder across the briny deep.With reports of vandalism, arson, and even gunfire aimed at his fine vessels, Musk be likin' his plight to the captain of a ship besieged by cannon fire! The FBI, those trusty sea dogs, have launched a task force to hunt down these brigands, while Musk be demandin' reckonin' for the ne’er-do-wells spreadin' foul propaganda against his fleet.
Even the crown has promised to take up arms against these mischief-makers! And Musk, steadfast as a ship’s mast, won’t be turnin' tail despite the fierce gales a-blowin' against him. So, keep yer spyglasses trained for the next part of this tale, settin' sail on Friday at 6 p.m. ET, or ye might miss the finest treasure of all—the truth!