Arrr! Tufts matey be caught! Top Dems be wantin' tales from Noem, Rubio, and the ICE scallywags 'bout this mischief!
2025-03-28
Arrr, matey! The high-ranking Democrats be sendin' a scroll to the Trump crew, demandin' the freedom of the fine lass Rumeysa Ozturk from Tufts! They be seekin' answers like a scallywag huntin' for buried treasure! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Arrr mateys! It seems the fine Democrats be raisin' a ruckus over the capture of a landlubber named Rumeysa Ozturk, a scholar from Tufts University, caught in a storm of political squalls! They be sendin' a letter to the powers that be in the Trump administration, demandin' to know why this lass was arrested in Massachusetts, claimin' it be a troubling tale of ICE snatchin' up students for their opinions!These scallywags, includin' the likes of Sen. Elizabeth Warren and ol' Bernie Sanders, be shoutin', "Ye can't just toss legal residents in the brig for expressin' their thoughts!" They want Ozturk freed and her papers restored, lest the winds of justice be blown off course! A spokesperson from the Department of Homeland Security be sayin' that Ozturk was supportin' Hamas, a band of no-good pirates who make a habit of causin' trouble for Americans.
The Democrats be callin' this whole affair disturbingly fishy, demandin' answers and fair treatment for the lass. Ozturk's quill had penned a piece that challenged the Tufts administration 'bout matters in the land of Israel and Palestine, and now she be caught in this tempest! Arrr, let’s hope the seas of justice be calm for this brave maiden!