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Arrr, Trump and that Canadian matey had a jolly ol' chinwag, agreein' on plenty o' landlubber matters!

2025-03-28

Arrr, President Trump be sayin’ he had a jolly good chinwag with that Canadian captain, Mark Carney! He be claimin’ it was a fine and dandy talk, full o’ agreement on many a matter. Aye, must be talkin’ ‘bout treasure maps or somethin’!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of high-seas diplomacy! President Donald Trump be settin' sail on a most "productive" communication with that fine Canadian captain, Mark Carney, just the other day. Aye, they be chattin’ about all manner of things, from politics to trade, and Trump be hopin' for fair winds after Canada's next election.

It be the first time these two scallywags laid eyes on each other’s words, and Carney be makin' waves with his declaration that the "old relationship" between Canada and the U.S. be as dead as a parrot! He be vowin' to renegotiate their trade agreements tighter than a ship’s riggin' after a storm. Carney's just taken the helm of the Liberal crew, and he be claimin' that Canada holds the compass to its own destiny, shiver me timbers!

With a hearty 86% vote, he be ready to steer the ship away from the deep waters of U.S. influence. “We be masters in our own home!” he cries, as he readies the cannons for a new trade offensive. So hoist the flags, me mateys! The seas of commerce be changin’, and it looks like there be a renegotiation in the winds, arrr!

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