Arrr! Gavin Newsom be leavin’ a curious treasure, while the left be takin’ aim at Tesla! Aye, more from Fox News!
2025-03-28
Avast, ye scallywags! Set yer eyes on the freshest tidings from Fox News Opinion, and feast yer peepers on the antics of Sean Hannity and Raymond Arroyo! Aye, it be a jolly good time for all ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for the tales of the landlubbers be spillin' over like a barrel o' rum! First up, the Fox News captain, Hannity, be spillin’ the beans on a leak from that confounded Signal group chat! What be next, a parrot squawkin’ secrets? Yarrr!Then comes Hugh Hewitt, settin' sail against NPR, proclaimin' they be failin' to make their case. Maybe they should be swabbin’ the decks instead of tryin' to spin tales! Next, we have a call to privatize the TSA; three steps to better service! Aye, if they could just keep the scallywags from steal'n me treasure, I’d be all aboard!
In the battle of climate claims, the left sets their sights on Tesla, revealin’ a scam thicker than a fog on the high seas! And our ol' mate Trump be navigatin' dangerous waters of lawfare; the winds be against him, but he sails on!
Raymond Arroyo be chattin’ ‘bout PBS and NPR funds, while Jason Chaffetz wonders why Dems be turnin’ their backs on electric ships! Lastly, we look to California, where Gavin Newsom be leavin’ a legacy more twisty than a pirate’s compass!
And don’t ye forget to check out the cartoon of the day, lass and lads! Yarrr!