Arrr, ye landlubbers! Republicans be missin' the chance to keelhaul Big Abortion's treasure chest! Ahoy, seize it!
2025-03-28
Arrr, mateys! The Republicans be settin' sail with a grand majority! Aye, they ought to seize the day and plunder the coffers o' Big Abortion, lettin' naught but the wind take 'em away! Hoist the flag, me hearties, and let’s make it a jolly good treasure hunt!
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! This week, a ruckus be brewin’ on the high seas of Congress as hundreds o’ pro-life folk set sail to Capitol Hill, demandin’ the scallywags there to cut off the treasure chests flowin’ to that nefarious creature known as Big Abortion! Aye, it’s been a talkin’ point for many moons, and with a full crew of GOP mates in power, the time to strike be nigh!The good ship America be rockin’ the boat, with 70% of the crew shoutin’ that federal spendin’ be riddled with fraud and waste, and they be wantin’ it stopped! With Planned Parenthood at the helm o’ this ghastly industry, they be takin’ the lives of the innocent by the droves, makin’ them the top scourge upon the land. Why, it’s like throwin’ a party for pirates and not lettin' 'em plunder!
Yet, as the waves crash, some say Planned Parenthood be a noble healthcare provider. Arrr, if only! They be more interested in fillin’ their coffers than savin’ souls. With nearly $700 million from yer pockets, they be usin’ it to fund their political shenanigans instead of doin’ good for the health of ye citizens!
The pro-life crew be united, demandin’ Congress to hoist the sails against this corrupt fleet and deliver a mighty blow to Big Abortion! Aye, let’s make this a victory for all ye hearty Americans!