"Trump be takin' six potshots at California in but a day, like a scallywag with a grudge!"
2025-03-28
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be takin' a breather after the fiery chaos o' January. But lo! Their merry band o' buccaneers be stakin' claim to California, settin' sail on a grand adventure of mischief and mayhem! Avast, the fun be just beginnin'!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the land o' politics and flames! The Trump crew, like a ship lost in a fog, seemed to shiver and quiver after them wildfires blazed through California, leavin' naught but ash and sorrow in their wake. But lo and behold! The winds of change be blowin', and the scallywags be settin' sail fer a full-blown assault on the Golden State, aye!