The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Trump’s plans to shanghai the landlubbers be dashed, thanks to a judge's pesky order! Aye, what a fine mess!

2025-03-28

Arrr, matey! A wee bit o’ time be granted to let them scallywags spin a yarn to the crown, claimin' that sendin' ‘em to far-off lands like El Salvador be riskier than walkin' the plank! A fine tale, if ye ask me!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this jolly tale of land-lubbers and their plight! In the vast seas of bureaucracy, a fine temporary order be hoisted, givin' some weary migrants a glimmer of hope. Aye, these brave souls, oft tossed about like a ship in a storm, be seekin' to convince the land's rulers that sendin' 'em off to far-off lands like El Salvador be a perilous voyage.

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