Arrr, the landlubber Feds be misplacing wee ones like scallywags misplace their doubloons, says the DHS bloke!
2025-03-28
Arrr matey! The scallywags at ICE can’t keep an eye on over 600,000 wee landlubbers who sailed into our waters solo since 2019, says a tale from the Homeland Security sea dogs. Aye, hundreds of tiny buccaneers be wanderin’ ‘round, passin’ from one crew to another!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' woe from the land of yankees and sea’n' ice! It seems the fine folk o’ the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement be havin’ a devil o’ a time keepin’ their spyglasses trained on a ruckus of over 600,000 wee scallywags who crossed the southern border without a guardian since the year of our Lord, 2019!Aye, a fresh report from the salty seas of the Department of Homeland Security’s Office of Inspector General reveals that these hundreds of thousands o’ unaccompanied younglings be scuttlin’ their way into the country, only to find themselves tossed from ICE to the Department of Health and Human Services, like a ship tossed on a stormy sea!
But hark! It seems the officials be as lost as a ship’s captain without a compass, unable to keep track o’ these young rogues. The report be spillin’ the beans on the challenges they face, like a crew too busy swabbin’ the deck to mind the course! So, as ye sit in yer tavern, raise a tankard for these little buccaneers, for their journey be not for the faint o’ heart. Aye, may they find fair winds and safe harbors ahead! Yo ho ho!