Arrr! Bill Maher be sayin' it’s a grand honor to visit the Trump ship, but he won’t be wearin’ a MAGA tricorn!
2025-03-28
Arrr, Bill Maher be sayin’ it’s a grand honor to share grub with Captain Trump at the White House galley! He be chortlin’ ‘bout how this scallywag rose from the depths of the sea to dine with the likes of a swashbucklin’ president. Avast, what a tale!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout our jolly comrade Bill Maher, who be settin’ sail fer the White House to sup with none other than Captain Donald Trump himself! Aye, this be a curious turn o’ events fer a lad who's tossed barbs at Trump more than a scallywag tosses a fish overboard.In a cheeky chat with the landlubber Chris Cuomo, Maher be claimin’ this dinner might just be the spark to mend the tattered sails of America. “Ain’t no dare,” he be sayin’, “but a chance to perhaps start heal’n the ol' ship.” Yet, he be humble in admit’n he ain't no miracle worker, just a jester with a knack fer stirrin’ the pot, and he even lost a few shipmates along the way for callin’ out the “woke train to crazytown.”
But blow me down, he’s keen on the honor of this invitation, reminiscin’ on his humble roots from suburban New Jersey, and he be mighty impressed, sayin’, “I get to go to the White House!” Still, he knows not all be a fair breeze, as folks be tellin’ him, “How dare ye talk to him?” He be ready to chat face-to-face, but warns they best not expect him to sail away wearin’ a MAGA hat. “It might do little,” he says, “but ye gotta try, matey!” Arrr!