Arrr, matey! The court be givin’ a jolly pause to Trump’s cap’n-lost board tossin’! Avast, the chaos continues!
2025-03-28
Arrr, matey! A band o’ scallywags at the federal appeals court in D.C. be raisin’ the black flag on them district court rulings, sendin’ the sacked adjudicators back to Davy Jones’ locker! Their ghostly careers be sunk, like a ship with a hole in her hull! Savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round, fer a tale from the treacherous seas of D.C.! A court o’ appeals be givin’ a temporary win to the Trump crew, overturnin’ the orders that tried to bring back Gwynne Wilcox of the NLRB and Cathy Harris of the MSPB. Aye, ‘twas Judge Beryl Howell who had previously commanded Wilcox to return after bein’ unceremoniously tossed overboard by Captain Trump hisself!Now, this ruckus started when Wilcox claimed her oustin’ was against the law, as Trump claimed she wasn’t sailin’ in the same direction as his ship. Trump even sent her a letter sayin’ she was favorin’ the employers too much, like a scallywag stealin’ all the rum!
Meanwhile, Harris, who be leadin’ the MSPB, found herself in the same stormy waters, claimin’ Trump’s cannon fire was unjustified, though he didn’t even bother to toss her a letter. The courts seem to be a mere speedbump on the way to the Supreme Court seas, as judges argue ‘bout the president’s power to fire these captains of industry. Judge Millett be warnin’ that this new ruling could spark a mutiny against many federal laws! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!