"Ahoy, ye scallywags! Quit yer anti-Tesla treachery 'fore I unleash the kraken of chaos upon ye!"
2025-03-28
Arrr! Columnist David Marcus be spottin' a curious phrase the Democrats be usin' like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, blamin' the right for ruckus. Yet, when it comes to the left's jabs at Tesla, that phrase be sailin' away faster than a ship in a storm!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of words and wrangling, where the term “stochastic” be the latest trinket in the treasure chest of political discourse! Why, just a few moons ago, this word barely slipped through me sea legs, but now it be tossed about like a cannonball in a ruckus, particularly by the likes of Rep. AOC, who rides in armoured vessels more than a captain aboard the high seas!Now, these scallywags of the left claim that this here “stochastic terrorism” be the cause of all manner o’ mischief, yet when those fiery Teslas be turned to ashes, the silence be louder than a siren's wail! If the shipmates be calling out for violence against old Elon and his electric chariots, should they not be held to the same standard they wield like a cutlass against their foes?
Aye, these Democrats, with their fancy terms and accusations be more about censorship than solution, while the only true terrorism happening be at the Tesla docks! So, while AOC bemoans her perilous travels, let’s cast our eyes upon the true pirates of the political sea—those who stir the waters without a hint of remorse. May the winds favor the just and the jails be filled with the real miscreants, not those who merely grapple with words! Arrr!