"Shiver me timbers! News of that Tufts lad’s banishment leaves mates and masters slack-jawed and flabbergasted!"
2025-03-29
Arrr, the Trump crew be claimin' she be aidin' Hamas! But her mateys and legal buccaneers be sayin' all she did was scribble an essay takin' a jab at the Gaza fray. Aye, a fine storm in a teacup, that be!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer a tale o’ treachery on the high seas of politics! The Trump crew be claimin' that a lass, a mere scribbler of words, done engaged in nefarious deeds fer the scallywags known as Hamas. Aye, they be waggin’ their tongues like a ship in a storm!But hark! Her band o’ mates, lawyers, and loyal sea dogs be sayin’ otherwise. They be claimin’ that all she did was put quill to parchment, craftin’ an essay that took aim at the ruckus in Gaza. Aye, 'twas naught but a humble critique, not the actions of a brigand supportin' a rogue crew!