"Arrr! Devon Archer, loyal to Biden, be hoistin' the MAGA flag like a scallywag seekin' treasure!"
2025-03-29
Arrr, Devon Archer be swabbin' the decks with his knowin' o’ Hunter Biden's treasure huntin’ abroad, curryin’ favor with the Republican scallywags, hopin’ for a pardon! Aye, a crafty sea dog indeed, sailin’ on the winds o’ political mischief!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a scallywag known as Devon Archer. This crafty knave, with a tongue as slick as a greased eel, be usin’ his savvy knowin’ of Hunter Biden’s foreign shenanigans to curry favor with the landlubber Republicans. Aye, the tides of politics be a murky sea, and this rogue be swimmin’ with the sharks!Now, Archer thought to himself, “Why not parley this knowledge for me own gain?” So, he set sail into the treacherous waters of clemency, hopin’ to gain a pardon for his own misdeeds—like a pirate seekin’ a treasure chest but findin’ a cannonball instead! With a wink and a nod, he played the game, all while keepin’ his eye on the glitterin’ prize of freedom.
In a world where alliances be as fickle as the wind, Archer be hopin’ to charm the Republican crew with tales of Biden's escapades, thinkin’ he’d be the captain of his own fate. Alas! The seas be stormy, and only time will tell if his cunning ways will grant him safe passage or send him to Davy Jones’ locker!