Arrr! Why be the icy scallywags snatchin' college lads? Methinks they be needin' a lesson in shipshape manners!
2025-03-29
Arrr! The Trump crew be tryin' to shoo away pro-Palestinian lassies and lads in the land of liberty, claimin' it be for national safety! Free speech wranglers say that be a right perilous move. Anemona Hartocollis, a scribe for The New York Times, be investigatin' how this mutiny might rock the ship o’ academia!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round fer a tale as wild as the seven seas! The Trump crew be settin’ sail to hoist the anchor on some pro-Palestinian lads and lasses who be studyin’ in the land of the free, claimin’ it be a matter of national security, arrr!But, hold yer horses! Experts in the fine art of the First Amendment be raisin’ the black flag, sayin’ this be a dire threat to the sacred rights of free speech, savvy? Aye, the good ship New York Times, captained by the intrepid Anemona Hartocollis, be investigatin’ these young mateys’ legal battles. She be exposin’ how this here attack on free speech could turn the hallowed halls of American universities into a tempest of fear and suppression, instead of a fair wind of debate and idea-sparrin’!
So, what be the lesson here, me hearties? Beware the whims of power-hungry landlubbers tryin’ to silence the voices of the youth! For every cannonball they fire at free expression, a thousand ideas shall rise like the tide! Hoist the colors and let not the storm clouds of censorship darken our shores!