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Arrr! The ruckus between them holy Catholics and devilish Satanists be turnin' into a right ragin' rumble!

2025-03-28

Arrr, matey! A ruckus erupted at the Kansas Capitol, where Satan’s crew and the holy folk clashed like scallywags over free speech! With bullhorns blaring and fists flyin’, ‘twas a right jolly brawl, leavin’ a few in the brig! The devil’s mates led the charge, with reporters in tow!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of a ruckus fit for the grandest of sea shanties! A fierce battle o’ words broke out at the Kansas Capitol, where the devil's crew of Satanists clashed with the holy swabs o' the Catholic crew, all in the name of free speech and the separation o' church and state!

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