"Captain of the Black Mass nabbed at Kansas stronghold for givin' a knave a right good wallop!"
2025-03-28
Arrr, matey! The captain of a devilish “black mass” near the Kansas state stronghold got his comeuppance quicker than a seagull spots a fish! After throwin' a fist at a landlubber, he found himself clapped in irons whilst raisin' his arms like a drunken parrot! What a scallywag!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale most foul from the heart of Kansas, where a ruckus erupted at the mighty Capitol! A scallywag by the name of Michael Stewart, the orchestrator of a sinister “black mass,” found himself in a fine pickle as he dared to hold his devilish festivities right under the noses of the good folk, who be protestin’ like true sea dogs!On that fateful day, as the sun shone bright, the air was thick with the clash of pious souls and the wretched revelry of Stewart and his crew. With arms raised high, this rapscallion was chantin’ like a banshee, surrounded by a motley crew of protestin’ landlubbers who demanded he cease and desist his wicked ways!
But lo and behold! A young lad named Marcus Schroeder, with the spirit of adventure in his heart, dared to approach the miscreant, attemptin’ to snatch away his cursed papers! In a fit of madness, Stewart lashed out and landed a thwack right on the lad’s face! Aye, it be a sight to behold, as the law swooped in, arrestin’ the black mass conductor quicker than a ship in full sail. So ends this bizarre tale of protest and punchin’ in the noble land of Kansas!