Aye, scallywags! Satan's captain nabbed after a ruckus in the Kansas treasure house 'twixt black candles and bad manners!
2025-03-28
Avast ye! A ruckus broke out in the fine Kansas Statehouse, where Captain Michael Stewart of the Satanic crew thumped a scallywag tryin' to snatch his Satanic scroll! Both rogues ended up in the clink, a right jolly mess for all! Arrr, what a morning of devilish antics!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of tumult and turmoil within the hallowed halls of the Kansas Statehouse! On a fine morn, the winds of discord blew fierce as the notorious leader of the Satanic crew, one Michael Stewart, found himself in a scuffle most sensational. Aye, it be true! This scallywag had a booklet clutched tight in his grip, callin' out to the dark master himself, when an unruly knave by the name of Marcus Jeremiah Jared Schroeder sought to wrest it away like a treasure map from a rival crew!The air was thick with the scent of mischief as fists began to fly, and a right ruckus ensued! With a mighty swing, Stewart landed a blow, as the two fellas tussled like two sea dogs over a half-eaten piece of fish. But lo! The Capitol Police, ever vigilant, swooped in to put an end to this devilish donnybrook. Both rogues were cuffed and tossed into the Shawnee County Jail, where they’d surely ponder their choices like a sailor lost at sea. A lesson learned, aye—never get caught in a brawl whilst callin' on the dark forces of the underworld! So raise a tankard, me hearties, to the absurdity of it all!