Avast, mateys! While Snow White be flounderin', here be five more Disney squabbles that sent the crew a-jibberin'!
2025-03-29
Arrr, matey! The treasure chest o' Disney's "Snow White" be sinkin' like a ship with a hole! With critics givin' it the ol' scallywag treatment, this be just another storm in the sea of troubles fer the House o' Mouse. Avast, what a right mess it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tumultuous seas Disney be sailin' these days! First, the scallywags launched their live-action "Snow White," but it sank like a lead anchor at the box office, arrr! 'Twas just another misadventure in a series of blunders that be givin' the Mouse a right good thrashin' in the public eye.Over the last five years, this mighty entertainment ship has found itself at odds with state governments and even tossed some of its own stars overboard, all fer speakin' their minds! Take the fine lass Gina Carano, who was ye olde mercenary in "The Mandalorian." After comparin' politics to Nazi Germany, she got the boot, creatin' a storm that had folks yellin' "CancelDisneyPlus!"
But that ain't all! The crafty Captain DeSantis clashed with Disney, dissolvin' their self-governin' territory after they took a stand against his laws. And leaked meetings showed Disney be pushin' a so-called "gay agenda," which had many a pirate scratchin' their heads in confusion.
With films featurin' openly gay characters bombin' at the box office, like "Lightyear" and "Strange World," the crew be wonderin' if it's time to change course! So, hoist yer sails and keep a weather eye on Disney, for it be a wild ride ahead, arrr!