The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Sean Kingston and his mum be caught swindlin' a million doubloons! Blimey, they be landlubberly scallywags!

2025-03-29

Avast, matey! Mr. Kingston, famed for warblin' “Beautiful Girls” in the year of our Lord 2007, and his mumsy be in a pickle! Accused o' swindlin' honest folk outta their fine ships, glitterin' trinkets, and such treasures, the law be hot on their tails! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news as curious as a three-legged parrot! Mr. Kingston, the scallywag famed for his shanty “Beautiful Girls,” be standin’ in the dock, accused of leadin’ a nefarious plot with his own mum—aye, a right family affair, it be!

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