"Arrr, matey! Colleges be spyin' on landlubbers like a sly sea serpent watchin' its treasure! Avast, ye scholarly scallywags!"
2025-03-29
Arrr, matey! Colleges be spyin’ on young scallywags with their watchin’ eyes and searchin’ scrolls! They be thinkin’ it's fair winds for security, but experts say it be a treacherous sea for civil liberties! Avast, what a jolly mess we be in!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of them scallywags at the colleges, where the learned folk be employin' all manner of watchful eyes! Aye, ye heard it right! They be usin' surveillance videos and search warrants, as if they be huntin' for buried treasure, to sniff out those rascally students protestin' for Palestine!Now, savvy landlubbers might ponder, what be this newfangled approach to keepin' the peace on campus? Experts, bless 'em, be raisin' the Jolly Roger of caution, warnin' that this here frontier of campus security might be treadin' on the shores of civil liberties! Why, it be like searchin' for a parrot in a crow's nest—ye never know what be hidden there!
So, me hearties, as these fine institutions sail the stormy seas of student dissent, we must keep a weathered eye on the horizon! For if they don’t watch their step, they might just find themselves walkin’ the plank of privacy! Aye, let us hoist our tankards and toast to the right of free speech, lest we be caught in the net of too much watchin'! Yarrr!