The Booty Report

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Arrr! US ports be celebratin’, as courts be givin’ the thumbs-up to ban the fiery gas in new ships!

2025-03-29

Arrr! After a jolly heap o' dismayin' judgments fer other ports, the court be raisin' a toast to NYC's grand plan to shiver me timbers and rid its hulls o' foul carbon! Aye, the city's makin' strides whilst others flounder like fish outta water!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout the grand city of New York, a place where the buildings be taller than a mast on a galleon! Aye, after a long and weary voyage through the treacherous waters of the court system, where many other cities found their sails deflated by discouragin’ rulings, New York's brave heart still beat strong!

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