Arrr, matey! Fox News be yellin' about North Korea's flying death fishin' contraptions! What be the world comin' to?
2025-03-29
Avast ye landlubbers! Keep yer peg legs steady as ye sail the ever-changin’ seas of AI! Discover the treasure troves of knowledge ‘bout the wonders and woes this crafty contraption brings. Don’t be a scallywag missin’ out on these golden tidings! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the latest tidings from the seven seas of news, where danger and laughter abound!First off, we be hearin' that the wily captain of North Korea, one Kim Jong Un, be puttin' his AI-powered suicide drones through their paces. Aye, he aims to crank up production faster than a ship in full sail, as reported by his trusty crew of state media.
Next, a federal judge be allowing a tussle 'twixt the New York Times and OpenAI to proceed, promising a swift opinion like a cannonball from the crow's nest. Fair winds to 'em!
Now, hold onto yer hats! The late Suzanne Somers’ husband be conjurin’ up an AI twin of his dearly departed lass, lookin’ just like her character from 'Three’s Company.' Aye, love knows no bounds, even in the realm of technology!
And shiver me timbers! Amazon be launchin' a beta AI tool called 'Interests' to help ye find what ye fancy while shopping. So, ye can spend yer doubloons on the finest treasures without the hassle!
Stay tuned, ye landlubbers, for more jests and jabs from the wild waters of our newsy seas!