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Arrr! Vance be givin’ Denmark a right tongue-lashin’ on their frosty jaunt to Greenland, matey!

2025-03-29

Arrr, mateys! Vice-President Vance be pointin' fingers at Denmark, claimin' they be lettin' Greenland swing in the wind for China and Russia! He be callin’ on the good folk there to strike a deal with the good ol’ US! And aye, he shrugged off Trump’s bluster ‘bout seizin' the isle!

Avast ye scallywags! In a tongue as salty as the sea, US Vice-President JD Vance be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout Denmark lettin’ Greenland dangle like a treasure map in the hands of unscrupulous rogues from China and Russia! Aye, he be tellin’ the good folk of Greenland to strike a deal with the grand ol' US, lest they be caught in the crossfire of foreign buccaneers!

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