Arrr, mateys! Johnny Mathis hangs up his boots, while poor Bobby's fightin' the scurvy of the soul.
2025-03-29
Arrr, matey! The Fox News Entertainment Scroll be settin' sail with tales o' Hollywood shenanigans, chat with the stars, and yarns from Los Angeles and far-off shores. Join the crew for a jolly good laugh and a peek at the merry life of the glitterin' sea dogs!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather yer ears for a jolly good tale from the Fox News Entertainment seas!First off, our old matey, Johnny Mathis, at the ripe age of 89, be hangin’ up his touring boots, claimin’ his memory be sailin’ away faster than a ship in a squall! Then we’ve got that dashing lad, Bobby Sherman, stricken with stage 4 cancer—may the winds be fair for him.
And what folly! The fair Tara Reid be pushin’ for an ‘American Pie’ sequel while struttin’ her stuff on the indie film red carpet. Arrr! Let’s not forget William Shatner, warnin’ Katy Perry and Gayle King ‘bout the perils of space travel—don’t forget yer space rum, ye scallywags!
On the love front, Rick Harrison of ‘Pawn Stars’ be wanderin’ into the fourth marriage without a prenup. Blimey! And King Charles be makin’ a swift return to the public eye after a stint in the hospital—aye, the royal seas be treacherous!
Lastly, we see Suzanne Somers’ widower creatin’ an AI ‘twin’ of her—talk about a ghostly doppelganger! And what a star-studded bash for Jeff Bezos and his bride, Lauren Sanchez! So, raise yer flags and toast to this rollicking news from the entertainment realm! Yarrr!