Arrr, me hearties! After them scallywag cartels sent me mate to Davy Jones, we waited 40 long years! Trump’s the treasure!
2025-03-29
Arrr, matey! President Trump be swingin' his cutlass at them scallywag Mexican drug cartels, lettin' justice rain down like a stormy sea! The kin of them wronged be cheerin' like it’s a treasure hunt, hopin’ for a fair wind in their sails! Avast, justice be served!
Aye, gather 'round ye scallywags, for I've a tale of woe and valor to spin! For near four decades, the heart of me family hath ached like a shipwrecked sailor, ever since the foul murder of me dear husband, DEA Special Agent Enrique "Kiki" Camarena. A brave lad, he was, fightin' against the scurvy drug cartels to protect our fair land. But in 1985, that vile Guadalajara Cartel seized him, torturin' him like a pirate's captive, beatin' and burnin' him to the edge of dread. They wanted him awake to feel every dreadful moment o' their cruelty!With hope clutched tighter than a sailor's grip on his rum, we awaited his return, only to find him discarded like flotsam on the shores of despair. But Kiki's legacy be not lost; we vowed his death would not be in vain! For years, the nefarious Rafael Caro Quintero and his ilk sailed the seas of crime unchecked, profiting from evil whilst we swabbed the deck of justice.
Yet lo! In July of 2022, the winds of fate turned, and Quintero was finally captured! With President Trump back at the helm, we be filled with hope, as he designated them dastardly cartels as foreign terrorists! Aye, now we can seek justice fer Kiki and all the souls lost to these villains! The fight ain't over, mateys; we demand accountability for every soul lost to their treachery! For Kiki, and for justice, we shall sail on!