Ahoy! What be the jolly riddles o’ that Signal hullabaloo, matey? Arrr, let’s parley 'bout this grand psychodrama!
2025-03-29
Arrr, me hearties! Professor Victor Davis Hanson be scratchin' his noggin 'bout the ruckus over the Signal squabble with them Trump sea dogs! What be the fuss, ye ask? Aye, he’s got more questions than a scallywag at a treasure map convention!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn of a grand melodrama known as the Signal "scandal," where a left-leanin' scallywag, Jeffrey Goldberg, found himself aboard a ship he ought not to be on—crashin' a secure conference where top Trump officials be gatherin' to plot their course. Aye, the question be: Who be the landlubber who let this sea serpent into their ranks?Methinks it be a fine mess indeed! How’d a crafty devil like Goldberg score a spot on that list? With a history of fabricatin' tales and a chronic case of Trump derangement, one must ponder why noble Trump officials be holdin' onto his digits. Did he spy on their clandestine chatter for near two weeks, instead of raisin' the alarm like a true gentleman? Or be it too "old-fashioned" to admit he was a stowaway?
But hold yer horses! Questions for posterity arise! Did his eavesdroppin' do harm to the mission of thwartin' the Houthis, akin to past blunders like Acheson's faux pas, leadin' to North Korea's invasion? Or Obama’s hot mic slip with the Russians? The ifs and buts be many, but one thing’s fer sure: this blunder be a teachable moment, indeed! All future conferences must be held in person, lest ye find yerself in the company of those who wish to sink yer ship!