The Booty Report

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Arrr! U.S. peace crew be tossed overboard as Trump plots to sink their treasure ship! Har har!

2025-03-29

Arrr, me hearties! Most o' the landlubbers at the institute be walkin' the plank, gettin' the ol' heave-ho! They be asked to scribble their names on a fancy separation scroll, lest they find themselves in Davy Jones' locker! A merry jest this be, aye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery and woe, fit fer the fiercest of scallywags! It be said that nearly all the landlubbers who manned the good ship of the institute's U.S. crew were cast overboard, like cannon fodder in a rough sea! Aye, they were asked to scribble their names on a parchment of separation, like signing away their very souls to Davy Jones himself, savvy?

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