Arrr! White House scallywags be tossin' out the jester for their grand feast! No funny business this year, matey!
2025-03-29
Arrr, matey! The jester Amber Ruffin be set to entertain the crew in April, but the scallywags of the correspondents’ guild be sayin’ they’d rather not stir the pot of divisive politics. Aye, let’s keep the rum flowin’ and the laughter rollin’!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a comedienne, the fair Amber Ruffin, who be set to grace the stage at a grand affair come April. Aye, she be a jester of great renown, ticklin’ the ribs of landlubbers and scallywags alike with her jests and jibes!But lo! The wise confounded crew of the correspondents’ association, in their infinite wisdom, declared that they wished not to dive into the murky waters of divisive politics. Nay, they sought instead to keep their sails billowed with harmony and mirth, avoiding the stormy seas of squabbling and discontent.
So, they cast aside the notion of Amber's uproarious presence, like a ship tossin’ away a bag o’ rotten fruit. Instead, they be aiming to steer their ship clear of turbulent tides and sail toward the shores of unity. They must’ve thought, “Why bring forth the cannon fire of contentious debate when we can feast on the sweet fruits of joviality?”
In the end, it be a curious tale, where a comedian’s wit found itself marooned on the island of peace. So raise a tankard for Amber and her humor, for while the event be lacking her jestin’, it surely won’t be lackin’ in the spirit of camaraderie! Yarrr!