Arrr, a tempest be knockin’ out the lights for 320,000 scallywags in the Great Lakes! Avast, me hearties!
2025-03-30
Arrr, matey! A tempest raged, knockin' over trees and tanglein' power lines in them lands of Michigan and Ontario! Now, the savvy folk be warnin’ of more foul weather in the Midwest, Northeast, and Quebec. Batten down yer hatches or ye might find yerself swimmin' with the fishies!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of tempestuous weather that hath befallen the lands of the Midwest, the Northeast, and even the frosty shores of Quebec! A fearsome storm, more unruly than a three-headed sea serpent, hath unleashed its fury upon the good folk of Michigan and Ontario, sending trees a’flying like cannonballs and power lines dancing like drunken sailors on shore leave!