The Booty Report

Arrr, on Minnesota's Iron Range, Trump’s tariffs be a treasure map or a cursed chest, savvy?

2025-03-30

Arrr, matey! In a land near the frostbitten Canadian shores, where the shiny treasure from the earth be fillin' our ships with iron for steel and fine carriages, beware! The winds of trade wars be blowin' fierce, and our booty be at risk, aye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye of a land near the frosty Canadian edges, where the earth be rich with shiny treasures! Aye, this be a place where the mines be spittin' out more ore than a parrot squawkin' at a scurvy dog! This precious metal be feedin' the fires of steel-makers and givin' life to the mighty chariots we call cars!

But beware, me hearties! A storm brews on the high seas of trade, and the stakes be higher than a crow's nest in a gale! With tariffs flyin' like cannonballs and countries arguin' like drunken sailors, this region be shakin' in its sea boots! The treasure they be diggin' up be crucial, not just for their own coffers, but fer the whole fleet of steel and automobile makers, savvy?

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