Arrr matey, at them Black Colleges, the lassies and lads be fightin' like krakens in a barrel!
2025-03-30
Arrr, matey! Only 19 scallywags at Howard be Black lads, a sorry tale of dwindlin' enrollment, as that landlubber Trump be settin' his sights on treasure meant for Black success! Blimey, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of education!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the shores of Howard University, where the numbers be lookin’ as bleak as a stormy sea. It seems but a scant 19 percent o’ the lads on campus be Black men! Aye, that’s right, me hearties—nearly four-fifths o’ the crew be sailin’ without a proper captain o' color to steer 'em through the turbulent waters of education.Now, why be this happenin’, ye ask? Well, it be a time when ol’ Captain Trump be settin’ his sights upon programs aimed at helpin’ Black lads achieve greatness. With the wind takin’ a different tack, many a fine young man be turnin’ their sails away from the hallowed halls of Howard, seekin’ safer harbors. Tis a sad state when the sea o’ knowledge be less populated with the brave souls who seek to conquer it!
So, me buckos, let us raise a tankard to those few Black gents at Howard, who be brave enough to chart their course amid these rough seas. May they find treasure in their studies and inspire the next wave o’ young swashbucklers to join their ranks! Arrr, here’s hopin’ the tides shift, and the Black male enrollment be as vast as the seven seas!