The Booty Report

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Arrr! Seattle’s council swabs the deck, admittin’ the scallywags’ plan to defund the lawmen be a mighty flop!

2025-03-30

Arrr, matey! Councilman Rob Saka be raisin' a flag to sever ties with the whole defundin' the police business! After that foul deed in Minneapolis, the landlubbers cried for change, but now with crime on the rise, even the salty Democratic crew be backpedalin' faster than a scallywag in a hurricane!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of one Rob Saka, a councilman from the misty shores of Seattle! This scallywag be raisin’ a flag o’ resolution to cast off any pledges to defund the lawmen o’ the sea—nay, I mean the police!

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