Avast ye! Peter Marks, captain of the vaccine ship, was tossed overboard by the crew! Arrr, what a scallywag!
2025-03-30
Arrr, matey! News be blowin’ like a cannonball! A high-falutin’ vaccine lad at the FDA be walkin’ the plank! Peter Marks, he be givin’ a letter o’ resignation, choosin’ to jump ship rather than face the captain’s wrath. Seems truth be as rare as buried treasure! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of treachery on the high seas of the FDA! A fine lad by the name of Peter Marks, a top vaccine swabber, found himself in a tempest, forced to walk the plank o' resignation after a fierce squabble with the scallywags at Health and Human Services.Reports be swirl’n that our brave Marks was given naught but two choices—resign like a sea rat or face the cold steel o' the boot! Aye, it seems the Secretary be desire'n naught but sycophantic praises for his tall tales and fabrications, instead of the sweet nectar of truth and transparency!
With a heavy heart, he scribbled his farewell, likin' it to sendin' a message in a bottle, hopin' the tides of honesty might yet find a way back to shore. Alas, the winds of misinformation be blowin’ strong, and the ship of integrity be takin’ on water fast!
So let this be a lesson to ye all: when ye be sailin' the rough waters of bureaucracy, keep a weather eye on the horizon, lest ye be forced to resign from yer rightful place among the crew! Yarrr!