Arrr! The GOP be settin' sail to shiver the timbers of them pesky judge scallywags tryin' to sink Trump’s treasure map!
2025-03-30
Arrr, the landlubber Republicans be spittin’ fire 'bout a judge's decree that keeps the scallywag gang members from walkin' the plank! They be vowin’ to hoist their sails and make sure it don’t happen again, lest they find themselves in Davy Jones’ locker! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a judge from the D.C. seas who hath stopped the Trump crew from sendin' suspected members of the Tren de Aragua gang to Davy Jones' locker. The Democrats be claimin' it be a fine exercise of "separation of powers," while the Republicans be shoutin' that the judge hath gone too far and be fixin' to make sure it don't happen again!This scuffle be part of a larger tempest, as the Trump administration faces a fleet of injunctions from judges 'cross the land. A court of appeal, like a ship of sturdy wood, refused to stay the judge's ruling, blockin' the use of an old law—the Alien Enemies Act—against Venezuelan scallywags.
Now, the House Judiciary Committee be preparin' to hold hearings on these "activist judges," while the Republicans be ponderin' a bill to keep the courts in line. One Republican lass, Anna Paulina Luna, be sayin' they’ll use every tool in their chest to follow their duties to the American mates.
But alas, Democrats be defendin' the judge, claimin’ he be upholdin' due process and that the courts be an equal branch of the government! As the winds blow, the battle rages on, with pirates on both sides claimin' to uphold the law. Arrr, the high seas of politics be a wild and humorous adventure!