The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! The sky chariot done plummeted like a drunken parrot after its maiden voyage from the old continent!"

2025-03-30

Avast, mateys! The skyward cannonball, crafted by them scallywags at Isar Aerospace, soared from Norway's Andøya launchin' ground—only to plummet like a drunken parrot mere moments later! Arrr, they be tryin' to make Europe a hotbed for private sky treasure hunts!

Arrr matey, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a grand endeavor on the high skies! A vessel, crafted by the swashbucklers at Isar Aerospace, took flight from the frosty shores of Norway’s Andøya Space Center. With a roar that’d make a Kraken tremble, this rocket soared into the heavens, but alas, it be not long for this world!

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