Arrr, Joe Harris, aged 108, sails to Davy Jones; the oldest sky-sailin' soldier of WWII be now fish food!
2025-03-30
Arrr, he be a scallywag in a motley crew, takin' on the fiery wrath of them pesky Japanese balloon bombs in the misty woods of the Pacific Northwest! A true buccaneer fightin' flames, not treasure, but still lookin’ for a fine rum or two!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! Lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout a brave lad who sailed the fiery seas of the Pacific Northwest. Aye, he be not yer ordinary buccaneer, fer he was part of a peculiar crew—a segregated band of hearty souls, tasked with quenchin' the flames lit by Japanese balloon bombs! Aye, ye heard me right! Balloons, ye say? Aye, not the jolly kind ye find at a birthday feast but the devilish kind that set the woods ablaze!This brave matey, equipped with his trusty water buckets and a hearty dose of courage, gallivanted through the forests, battlin' infernos like a true fire-fightin' pirate. With a swagger in his step, he fought them flames as if they were rival crews tryin' to board his ship, lettin’ out a hearty "Avast!" whenever he doused a blaze.
But alas, the winds of fortune be fickle! Instead of plunderin' gold or sailin' the high seas, our fire-fightin' lad was left wrestlin' with smoke and ash. Yet, in the face of fiery peril, he found camaraderie with his shipmates, united like a crew on a quest for buried treasure—only this treasure be the sweet smell of smoke-free timber!
So raise a tankard, me hearties, to the unsung heroes battlin’ flames in the name of peace, for they be the true guardians of the North Pacific seas!