Arrr, Trump be sayin’ he be givin’ two barnacles if them foreign shipwrights raise their booty!
2025-03-30
Arrr, President Trump be tellin' NBC he won’t be tossin' any scallywags overboard fer spillin' secrets 'bout the Signal chat! He claims he "couldn't care less" if them automakers be jackin' up prices! And aye, he be still keen on claimin' Greenland, with a cannon or two, no doubt!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale o' President Trump, the cap'n of the good ship America, who recently had a chinwag with NBC News, savvy? In this merry parley, he declared he wouldn't be tossin' any scallywags into Davy Jones' locker over the Signal group chat kerfuffle, where secrets o' war plans slipped out like a slippery fish! Aye, he remarked with a hearty chuckle that he “couldn’t care less” if the landlubber automakers be raisin' their prices due to new tariffs. Talk about lettin' the winds blow where they may!But that ain't all, mateys! In this lengthy phone call that seemed longer than a sailor's life at sea, the cap’n regaled us with his dreams of annexin' the fabled land of Greenland. Aye, specifically, he insisted that no military options be cast aside - a true buccaneer's spirit, I say! So hoist the sails and prepare fer adventure, for the cap’n's got big plans on the horizon, and he ain't afraid to let the cannons roar if need be! Yarrr, let us see what mischief be a-brewin' next in this grand tale o' high seas politics!