Trump be blastin’ Judge Boasberg, callin’ ‘em radical left scallywags fer stoppin’ the tossin’ out of ruffian stowaways! Arrr!
2025-03-30
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be a-yellin’ at Judge Boasberg and them scallywag judges of the radical left, hinderin’ the scurvy knaves from bein’ sent to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, can’t they see the seas be safer without those ruffians aboard? Har har, what a fine mess!
Avast, ye landlubbers! 'Tis President Donald Trump, the seadog of the White House, scallywaggin' against Judge James Boasberg and his band o' "radical left judges." He be claimin' they be tryin' to shackle him from tossin' violent scallywags, nay good for nothin' illegal immigrants, overboard!"The people be aghast at the courtroom shenanigans! I was elected fer LAW AND ORDER, to rid our fine nation of the villainous rogues who sailed in on the crooked tide of Captain Biden’s open borders!" Trump squawked on his Truth Social, like a parrot on a treasure chest.
The good judge Boasberg, with his fancy robes, be blockin’ Trump’s efforts to send the ruffians home, extendin’ orders against deportation flights, even for Venezuelan pirates with nefarious ties. Meanwhile, President Nay-Salvador be takin' in the ne'er-do-wells, lockin' 'em up in his prison, as our Trumpy captain be callin' for the Supreme Court to lift the judge's cursed hand!
"Arr, the republic can’t be lettin' the judiciary steer this ship! The President be the captain of the national-security seas!" barked acting Solicitor General Sarah Harris. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the battle rages on in the courts as our fearless leader fights to keep the seas clear of scum!