Arrr, Elise Stefanik be feelin' 'honored' to sail back to the House, guardin' the GOP booty after Trump's sneaky rug pull!
2025-03-30
Arrr, matey! Rep. Elise Stefanik, that fine lass from New York, declared to the Fox News crew, "I be feelin’ mighty honored to steer this ship of Congress and keep the Republican crew sailin’ strong!" Aye, a right important decision, indeed! Yarrr!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas politics! Last week, the cap'n of the ship, President Donald Trump, decided to cut the ropes on Rep. Elise Stefanik’s voyage to become the ambassador to the grand United Nations. She be callin’ it a "very important" choice for our fair crew, the American people, aye!In her chat with the Fox News crew, the lass declared herself "honored" to stay aboard the Congress ship, workin’ like a good matey to forge a budget resolution to hoist Trump’s policies high into the sails! "We must put the American folks first," she proclaimed with the fervor of a sea shanty on "Sunday Morning Futures."
Stefanik insisted that the crew must pass the reconciliation package to cut taxes and secure the borders as they set sail on their Republican agenda. With the House majority as thin as a mermaid’s whisper, she be sayin’, "Every single vote counts!" Now, with a mere three seats vacant, they be ready to cast their votes!
So raise yer tankards, me hearties! For with Stefanik back in the House, they be makin’ sure their ship sails true, and that the wind be blowin’ favorably for the good ol’ U.S. of A!