Arrr, those EU scallywags be sinkin' me craft whiskey ship with their tariff cannonballs! Blimey, I’m parched!
2025-03-30
Arrr, mateys! America be havin’ a fine whiskey tale, straight from our first Captain, George Washington! But blow me down! Over 3,000 distilleries be at risk o' a 50% tariff from the scallywags in the EU. We be needin’ fair trade, lest we drown in our own grog!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the fine spirit, whiskey, that be a treasure of America’s proud heritage. But alas, this liquid gold be under threat from the trade squabble 'twixt the U.S. and the European Union! With Canada already plundering our shelves, the specter of a 50% tariff looms like a ghost ship on the horizon, ready to capsize our whiskey trade come April 13!