“Trump be sayin’ he’d care not a whit if auto tariffs hoist car prices in the good ol’ U.S.!”
2025-03-30
Arrr, the captain o' the land be sayin' he be as bothered by them price hikes as a fish be 'bout a landlubber! He figures scallywags’ll be choosin’ fine U.S. ships o’er them foreign rustbuckets, savvy? Aye, let the coin tumble where it may!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain captain of the land, known as the president! Aye, this scallywag declared with a hearty bellow that he "couldn't care less" if those crafty automakers be raisin' their doubloons in response to the tariffs that be comin' down like a stormy sea. Har har! He be reckonin' that the fine folks would shun those foreign contraptions and hoist their sails towards the good ol' U.S. of A. made ships... I mean, cars!